Stay Stupid, Baby~
[TXT] Do you think I could look cute in a dress

[txt] are you trying to gay bait me?

draw yourself as a mermaid

draw YOURSELF having a pillow fight

class-cannibal:

teenageswagger:

Sunday is shaving day

I sacrifice my hair to baby jesus

That’s gross. … Maybe I should grow our my beardling again.

…. .zzz…. …. mh! Mh.

..mm.. you could raise baby birds in it..
..lil peepers..

class-cannibal:

teenageswagger:

Shut up I am smooth like a peach.


…are you serious cause my five o’clock shadow usually waits till friday to show

No I’m not serious. Your face is as smooth as a babys bottom. It’s unnatural. Do you even have to shave

Sunday is shaving day
I sacrifice my hair to baby jesus

class-cannibal:

teenageswagger:

You could have gotten a dolphin

I bet that wouldn’t take 5000 years
I’m going to have a beard by the end of this

Sorry. I just want a SUPER SICK SLEEVE

Yknow, I think I see some stubble already.

Shut up I am smooth like a peach.

…are you serious cause my five o’clock shadow usually waits till friday to show

class-cannibal:

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image

……

This is gonna take 20 years

You could have gotten a dolphin
I bet that wouldn’t take 5000 years
I’m going to have a beard by the end of this

class-cannibal:

I ain’t gettin it for you so shut up.

Come on I’ll let you hold my hand while they’re needling me ;)

You always know how to make me feel pretty

class-cannibal:

teenageswagger:

Deal


So what are you gonna get then?
My name in a heart?

YEAH HAVING THE WORD “SWAG” ON MY BODY WONT BE EMBARASSING IN 5 YEARS AT ALL

I’m gonna get… Trees. Because I thought it was stupid that the trees freaked me out when we were camping yknow. So I figure… I dunno. They won’t bother me anymore if I get a sick tat.

I’m telling you it’s gonna age well

..trees?
..uhh..
I guess that’s like prepubescent money so that’s kinda cool?

What are you using to colour with? It looks a familiar art media..
Anonymous

The crayola crayon
It’s a tough skill to master

class-cannibal:

teenageswagger:

Wow

Just wow

You don’t want to use your body as my canvas?
I see how it is

Look you can facepaint on me as much as you want afterwards alright. I think you and me have both had enough of dumbass tattoos.

Deal

So what are you gonna get then?
My name in a heart?