[txt] i dont remember sending this
[TXT] Obviously your phone is haunted
[TXT] Burn it
why study for finals when i can doodle swag
sorry these are crappy doodles my laptop is broken and i cant use my tablet cries
[txt] kljfasdkla;g;rlkoiheljfks
[TXT] You seem to have a case of the tongues
[TXT] Should I get the holy water?
(( *Sees Picture Of Swag And One In Dinosaur Costumes.* "Here We Have The Swagasoaeus Rex"))
They will dig up my bones when I die and put them in a museum so everyone will know the existence of Swag
just get in the fucking car. I’ll grab the bags and cooler and shit…
My life sucks
Your gonna be fine, you’re not even bleeding. -opens the car door and leans in to help him in and goes around to the driver’s side-
Let’s get you back somewhere you can wrap that or something, though.
-hops into the front seat turns on the radio-
…
It’s all fucking static
-aggressively changes stations-
there we go~
-turns all the way up-
-walks One slowly to the car-
Do you think you guys can get the rest of the stuff in the car? Maybe you should sit back there with him, Biddo.
Oh, yeah, I’ll get right on that.
I’ll just carry everything with my awesome, one armed, cripple strength.
I was so helpless before my accident. Maybe the Avengers will add me to the team with my awesome new abilities of not being able to DO SHIT
Swag seriously, that thing must be piercing One's bone! Take it seriously, you're not helping! I know being insensitive is your thing, but show some concern at least. You're supposed to be a close friend, right?
AnonymousHe’s not as worried about his foot though
fuck I can’t even get it to budge, shit, how— do people fucking use these things, jesus shit… fuck.
*checks phone for signal and throws it*
OK OK EVERYONE CALM DOWN. Let’s stay away from the trap for right now.
Aarron, go get the tool box from my car, it’s in the trunk. -hands him his keys and kneels next to One-
One, just focus on breathing. Don’t do anything else, just breath.
Swag, shut the fuck up.
………………. nngh…
… yea I— okay.
*runs to car*
-sits down to wait-
You know… if you die we could use your skin as a pelt.
WE WILL SURVIVE THANKS TO YOUR SACRIFICE
Hold on buddy, we’ll get you out.
-digs around in the grass looking for a rock-
Does your foot have any lucky properties?
Just need to know in case we have to amputate, cause I need a new keychain.I will pry out your teeth and hammer them into your forehead in the shape of a dick
Woah, dude, this isn’t the time for bedroom talk.
You’re kinda in a bind here.
H-hey guys
I got caught…. in a werebear trap…….
………………….. holy fuck— is it even legal to set that shit so close to where PEOPLE walk, shit…
*hesitates*
…rrgh…
*tries to pry bars away*
Hold on buddy, we’ll get you out.
-digs around in the grass looking for a rock-
Does your foot have any lucky properties?
Just need to know in case we have to amputate, cause I need a new keychain.
